Lorem ipsum på en bedre måde:

[Refraktorius]

Hvis I nogen gange har undret jer over den latinske vrøvletekst lorem ipsum, der bruges til at fylde ud med mens man laver hjemmesider, grafik og andet (og ind i mellem bliver glemt i det færdige produkt ) så er historien her:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum


Men den stinker, så nogen har lavet en Samuel L. Jackson tekstgenerator:
https://slipsum.com/

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Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.

Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

På et tidspunkt vil jeg få brug for den....

[Kleth]

Mig bekendt krænker Lorem ipsum ingen rettigheder, hvad der i den nuværende verden er ret praktisk

[Marius]

Mange store sites have Lorem ipsum liggende i produktion, hvilket kan være tegn på en tvivlsom governance.

https://www.google.com/search?q=lorem+i ... te%3Adr.dk

https://www.google.com/search?q=lorem+i ... skebank.dk

[Refraktorius]

Den rummer sin egen humor.

[Kleth]

yor: 20 qa' 'oH ghaytan overheard tlhIngan Programmer chorDaq

• defensive programming? not! tlhIngan ghun reH offense. HIja', offensive programming nuq wIlo'bogh neHqu'.
• specifications puj 'ej timid!
• HablI' gagh! dual pentium processors Sumqu' vaj je ngoq ghob!
• dilbert pagh qar appreciate SoH ghaH'e' SoHbe'chugh 'oH laD SoH pa' tlhIngan original.
• indentation tlhIH'a'?! -chay' indent HeghDI' nach Hom indent jIH maHay'laH!
• nuq 'oH yIjatlh release? releases wej chenmoH software tlhInganpu'. bloody trail, designers laHlIj assurance nuvpu' 'ej mej neH wake nargh software.
• parameters wej ghaj tlhIngan Qap jatlhpu'-arguments-chaH reH Qap chaH je chaH.
• debugging? wej debug tlhInganpu'. puj wej coddle software. ghew QaQ user vuDmey'e' qach.
• naQ iso-9000 laHlIj assurance team qaDta'bogh jIH Bat-leth contest holodeck. maHvaD not concern chaH jatlhqa'.
• ngoq wej comment tlhIngan SuvwI'na'!
• pong ghew ja' teywI' qorDu' batlh qaDta' SoH. Hegh wIje'meH!
• SoH ngoq worthiness yu'? qaHoHqang!
• 'ej pa' software cower Sov users! 'oH Duj! 'oH Duj 'ej pongMej Haw' rur Ha'DIbaH chaH!
• ghol Hutlh batlh!
• python? loghDaq puq. neH HablI' ngoq, ngaQHa'moHwI'mey neH tlhop beq boch chemvaH Ho'Du' qaStaHvIS tlhol binary lo' tlhIngan SuvwI'.
• accountancy ghewmey Qu' tlhIngan ghun. bortaS verengan DaDa bImejnIS.
• "time-sharing" wej ngaq tlhIngan multitasking pat. HeghDI' qet neH tlhIngan ghun, qaStaHvIS Hembogh DujDaj hand-to-hand scheduler qaDta'bogh 'ej HablI' lach'eghDI' 'oH.
• chaq QaQ jajvam! 'oH maH Duj ghIq!
• stova botlhDaq neH dumped ghun!
• qawtaHvIS keyboard kalis! jatlhHa'law' tlhIngan ngoq SuvwI' 'e' reH yIn!

[Refraktorius]

Klingon?

[Kleth]

Klingon?

Impressive

[Refraktorius]

Klingon?

Impressive

potlhbe’chugh yay qatlh pe’’eghlu’

[Bofhenator]

Klingon?

Impressive

potlhbe’chugh yay qatlh pe’’eghlu’

1-0 :-)

[Kleth]

tIn veQ baH
Hot jIl be’nal
qet vIghro’

[Refraktorius]

det er altså virkeligt torsdag aften, når man begynder at finde haiku frem på klingon om brændende skraldespande!


Jeg håber IKKE fruen spørger til, hvad jeg sidder og læser!

[Tangloppen]

Drenge, det er på tide at stille limbøtten tilbage på hylden, og returnere til den virkelige verden...

[Browning425]

tit eru flatir.....