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Refraktorius
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af Refraktorius » 6. feb 2019, 09:46
Hvis I nogen gange har undret jer over den latinske vrøvletekst lorem ipsum, der bruges til at fylde ud med mens man laver hjemmesider, grafik og andet (og ind i mellem bliver glemt i det færdige produkt
) så er historien her:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
Men den stinker, så nogen har lavet en Samuel L. Jackson tekstgenerator:
https://slipsum.com/
<!-- start slipsum code -->
Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show's called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they're going to make more shows. Some pilots get picked and become television programs. Some don't, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.
Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?
På et tidspunkt vil jeg få brug for den....
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Kleth
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af Kleth » 6. feb 2019, 10:40
Mig bekendt krænker Lorem ipsum ingen rettigheder, hvad der i den nuværende verden er ret praktisk
Maxim #28: “If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid for bringing ammunition home with you.”
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Refraktorius
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af Refraktorius » 7. feb 2019, 07:40
Den rummer sin egen humor.
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Vedhæftede filer
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Kleth
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af Kleth » 7. feb 2019, 07:58
yor: 20 qa' 'oH ghaytan overheard tlhIngan Programmer chorDaq
- defensive programming? not! tlhIngan ghun reH offense. HIja', offensive programming nuq wIlo'bogh neHqu'.
- specifications puj 'ej timid!
- HablI' gagh! dual pentium processors Sumqu' vaj je ngoq ghob!
- dilbert pagh qar appreciate SoH ghaH'e' SoHbe'chugh 'oH laD SoH pa' tlhIngan original.
- indentation tlhIH'a'?! -chay' indent HeghDI' nach Hom indent jIH maHay'laH!
- nuq 'oH yIjatlh release? releases wej chenmoH software tlhInganpu'. bloody trail, designers laHlIj assurance nuvpu' 'ej mej neH wake nargh software.
- parameters wej ghaj tlhIngan Qap jatlhpu'-arguments-chaH reH Qap chaH je chaH.
- debugging? wej debug tlhInganpu'. puj wej coddle software. ghew QaQ user vuDmey'e' qach.
- naQ iso-9000 laHlIj assurance team qaDta'bogh jIH Bat-leth contest holodeck. maHvaD not concern chaH jatlhqa'.
- ngoq wej comment tlhIngan SuvwI'na'!
- pong ghew ja' teywI' qorDu' batlh qaDta' SoH. Hegh wIje'meH!
- SoH ngoq worthiness yu'? qaHoHqang!
- 'ej pa' software cower Sov users! 'oH Duj! 'oH Duj 'ej pongMej Haw' rur Ha'DIbaH chaH!
- ghol Hutlh batlh!
- python? loghDaq puq. neH HablI' ngoq, ngaQHa'moHwI'mey neH tlhop beq boch chemvaH Ho'Du' qaStaHvIS tlhol binary lo' tlhIngan SuvwI'.
- accountancy ghewmey Qu' tlhIngan ghun. bortaS verengan DaDa bImejnIS.
- "time-sharing" wej ngaq tlhIngan multitasking pat. HeghDI' qet neH tlhIngan ghun, qaStaHvIS Hembogh DujDaj hand-to-hand scheduler qaDta'bogh 'ej HablI' lach'eghDI' 'oH.
- chaq QaQ jajvam! 'oH maH Duj ghIq!
- stova botlhDaq neH dumped ghun!
- qawtaHvIS keyboard kalis! jatlhHa'law' tlhIngan ngoq SuvwI' 'e' reH yIn!
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af Refraktorius » 7. feb 2019, 19:05
Klingon?
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Kleth
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af Kleth » 7. feb 2019, 19:12
Impressive
Maxim #28: “If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid for bringing ammunition home with you.”
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af Refraktorius » 7. feb 2019, 19:26
Kleth skrev: ↑7. feb 2019, 19:12
Impressive
potlhbe’chugh yay qatlh pe’’eghlu’
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af Bofhenator » 7. feb 2019, 19:47
Refraktorius skrev: ↑7. feb 2019, 19:26
Kleth skrev: ↑7. feb 2019, 19:12
Impressive
potlhbe’chugh yay qatlh pe’’eghlu’
1-0 :-)
/bofh
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Hanlons razor
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Kleth
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af Kleth » 7. feb 2019, 21:32
tIn veQ baH
Hot jIl be’nal
qet vIghro’
Maxim #28: “If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid for bringing ammunition home with you.”
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af Refraktorius » 7. feb 2019, 21:48
det er altså virkeligt torsdag aften, når man begynder at finde haiku frem på klingon om brændende skraldespande!
Jeg håber IKKE fruen spørger til, hvad jeg sidder og læser!
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af Tangloppen » 7. feb 2019, 21:57
Drenge, det er på tide at stille limbøtten tilbage på hylden, og returnere til den virkelige verden...
Rigtige mænd skyder med 76 mm luftgevær!
Spejlhjerne af Guds nåde!
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af Browning425 » 8. feb 2019, 18:23
tit eru flatir.....
Molot vepr 12
Browning 425
Browning auto 5 kal. 16
Mossberg 500 slugster
Greener EG
2 x J P sauer s/s Cal 16
Javier arana "La Sorda" s/s Cal 28
belgisk no name s/s cal 12
Aya Cosmos
Toz T03
Baikal ij27
Remington 11-87